cue eerie Poltergeist music

[eviltammy]

Sheeeeeee's heeeerrrreee....

Can I kill her yet?

She's stepped outside to smoke and will be back in soon to talk to me.

Oh, joy. Keep on smoking, please.

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[otterevil.livejournal.com]

Well, I could get her to Georgia easily enough - just lie and say my uncle Joe is going to give her money, but wants to see her first.

Of course, I'd probably have to kill her on the way down to La Grange and getting the body in the trunk on the interstate would be a problem...

[sigh] So many possibilities, so many years in prison...