cue eerie Poltergeist music

[eviltammy]

Sheeeeeee's heeeerrrreee....

Can I kill her yet?

She's stepped outside to smoke and will be back in soon to talk to me.

Oh, joy. Keep on smoking, please.

Comments

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

No, you can't - your shed burned down and you'd have no place to stash the body [g]

[kayra42.livejournal.com]

Maybe lock the door while she's outside?

[kayra42.livejournal.com]

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. (eg)

Remember, you have very creative friends.

[otterevil.livejournal.com]

She's got one of the handsets to my phone out there :) I do have another one though...

[otterevil.livejournal.com]

Well, the remains of the shed are still there...

No, when the guy actually comes to bury those remains, he'd dig her back up. [sigh]

Of course, there's always the woods, but I'd have to wait until spring when no one could see me digging... Damn.

[otterevil.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, we could always hold a pagan bonfire - complete with semi-human sacrifice [eeeg]. Would be a nice excuse for a party!

[kayra42.livejournal.com]

Weenie roast! I'll bring the marshmellows and the Pugs. They love to chew on bones.

*snort*

remember, my sister lives on the top of a mountain in North GA. lots of acreage.

(why yes, I have been called a bad influence. I've learned from the best.)

[otterevil.livejournal.com]

Well, I could get her to Georgia easily enough - just lie and say my uncle Joe is going to give her money, but wants to see her first.

Of course, I'd probably have to kill her on the way down to La Grange and getting the body in the trunk on the interstate would be a problem...

[sigh] So many possibilities, so many years in prison...