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[eviltammy]

Whinewhinewhine

I'm so persecuted. Everybody hates me. Everybody steals my stuff. Everyone is planning to steal my stuff. I guess I'll be out on the street.

Whinewhinewhine


If the clothes don't finish soon, I'm going to drown her in the damn washing machine.

::starts looking around for gloves::

I'll have to keep the body until dark, then I can dump it somewhere.

Comments

[elismor.livejournal.com]

Remeber to separate the head from the body--makes it harder to identify. Also, if you have time, get rid of the teeth in small batches--like one every 20 miles on a highway.

[otterevil.livejournal.com]

She's got dentures, so that's no problem ;)

I was thinking I could scatter a few pills around her and they'd think it was a drug thing.

No mess that way :)