Oct. 30th, 2007

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Madlib words by [personal profile] besyd

It was a dark and sticky night. The wind was undulating through the trees and off in the distance
the wolves were howling at the airplane. I wanted to get home as fast as my  condoms could carry
me. My nostril was pounding and my breath was coming in gummy gasps. Suddenly I felt the
 yellow hand of a volcano touch my neck and I screamed hesitantly. The monster lifted me off
the corncob and threw me onto the gusty ground. Then with his sweet hands he tried to spew
the sailboat out of me. I screamed so loudly I woke up every coffin in the forest. My scream
awakened me too. I was having a flaccid nightmare.


Hey, [personal profile] besyd? Are condoms fast?


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