A Spooky, Scary, Slimy Story
Oct. 30th, 2007 10:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eviltammyMadlib words by besyd
It was a dark and sticky night. The wind was undulating through the trees and off in the distance
the wolves were howling at the airplane. I wanted to get home as fast as my condoms could carry
me. My nostril was pounding and my breath was coming in gummy gasps. Suddenly I felt the
yellow hand of a volcano touch my neck and I screamed hesitantly. The monster lifted me off
the corncob and threw me onto the gusty ground. Then with his sweet hands he tried to spew
the sailboat out of me. I screamed so loudly I woke up every coffin in the forest. My scream
awakened me too. I was having a flaccid nightmare.
Hey,besyd? Are condoms fast?
::eeeeg::
besydIt was a dark and sticky night. The wind was undulating through the trees and off in the distance
the wolves were howling at the airplane. I wanted to get home as fast as my condoms could carry
me. My nostril was pounding and my breath was coming in gummy gasps. Suddenly I felt the
yellow hand of a volcano touch my neck and I screamed hesitantly. The monster lifted me off
the corncob and threw me onto the gusty ground. Then with his sweet hands he tried to spew
the sailboat out of me. I screamed so loudly I woke up every coffin in the forest. My scream
awakened me too. I was having a flaccid nightmare.
Hey,
besyd? Are condoms fast? ::eeeeg::
