criminal meme

From a forum I like to read - they said it was from myspace.

Go to Google and put in "yourfirstname was arrested for" - be sure to include the quotes or it won't work.


Using my full first name (but substituting my user name), I only get one response:

otterevil was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance. (and I was in Monterey when it happened!)

Now using my nickname (the name by which most people know me), I've been a bit bad :)

otterevil was arrested for violating a restraining order her mother had placed against her - um, no.
otterevil was arrested for activities involving the killing of deer, hogs, birds, and cats. - again, um no.
otterevil was arrested for rescuing a dying dog, chained in a yard and left. - more likely
otterevil was arrested for stealing a credit card and placed on probation. - I've had enough trouble with my own credit cards, why would I want someone else's? Hmm, oh, yeah - buying stuff and not having to pay for it...
otterevil was arrested for possession of marijuana - I wish I did have some.
otterevil was arrested for drunken driving after her Mercedes-Benz collided with an oncoming car - ok, bad me - but it reminds me of the the time my Mercury Bobcat was totaled by a M-B, which was also totalled. No alcohol involved, though.
otterevil was arrested for public intoxication - if I was out with Ith and Nin, maybe ::eg::

And the best one:
otterevil was arrested for severly beating greg gale with his own prosthetic leg