Arrrr, mateys!
Sep. 13th, 2007 11:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eviltammyDinna forget, ye scurvy dogs!
Talk Like a Pirate Day is Wednesday, Sept. 19.
Now, where be the rum?
her religion=Pastafarian
Person A: Aw MAN! I have a HUGE audit that day from our Corporate Masters, I just can't see them thinking it's funny for me to "observe my religion" while they're here covering the Corporation's sit-upon. Next year!
Person B: Arrrrrrrr, if it's a financial audit you just need to show them where all the booty has been spent.
If they give you grief have them walk the plank!
Person A: Sorry, due to Health & Safety regulations, we have a railing all the way around our plank, and you have to have special training and PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) to even go NEAR the plank. All the swords have guards and are locked away when not specifically required to be in use. Swashbucklers must carry their sword certification at all times and sign their swords in and out, when required. Rum is considered a Designated Substance and thus requires Government Approval prior to use on site. Even then, due to the Transportation of Dangerous Goods laws, the ship now has those lovely bright yellow "Flammable" signs on 3 sides whenever we have some on board. Even the boss's hook has a special rubber tip. Can YOU guess what my audit is about next week?
Person B: arrr, sailing the osha blue.
Talk Like a Pirate Day is Wednesday, Sept. 19.
Now, where be the rum?
her religion=Pastafarian
Person A: Aw MAN! I have a HUGE audit that day from our Corporate Masters, I just can't see them thinking it's funny for me to "observe my religion" while they're here covering the Corporation's sit-upon. Next year!
Person B: Arrrrrrrr, if it's a financial audit you just need to show them where all the booty has been spent.
If they give you grief have them walk the plank!
Person A: Sorry, due to Health & Safety regulations, we have a railing all the way around our plank, and you have to have special training and PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) to even go NEAR the plank. All the swords have guards and are locked away when not specifically required to be in use. Swashbucklers must carry their sword certification at all times and sign their swords in and out, when required. Rum is considered a Designated Substance and thus requires Government Approval prior to use on site. Even then, due to the Transportation of Dangerous Goods laws, the ship now has those lovely bright yellow "Flammable" signs on 3 sides whenever we have some on board. Even the boss's hook has a special rubber tip. Can YOU guess what my audit is about next week?
Person B: arrr, sailing the osha blue.
